The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting to kidnap a senior royal was some bloke in the pub who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.