Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jeremy Clarkson has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square: The True Face Of Evil", Jeremy Clarkson says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.