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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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