The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..