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Boris Johnson has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen hunt sabateours involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hunt sabateours it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hunt sabateours and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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