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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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