The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.