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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Enoch Powell who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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