Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Followers of Hugo Chavez have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for followers of Hugo Chavez. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.