Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.