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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said surely something can be done?.


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