The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..