The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians urinating on the Union Jack was Conservative head office who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.