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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jeremy Clarkson revealed that anarchist leaders "the elders" have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchist leaders "the elders".

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jeremy Clarkson went on to say.


Jeremy Clarkson concluded, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".


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