In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been eating babies.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Theresa May speaking in support of our campaign said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

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