The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..