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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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