Theresa May has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Theresa May’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields on an ever more frequent basis.

Theresa May’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.