The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge engaging in steamy sex romps was Vince Cable who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.