Now boffins have discovered that insane Brussels bureaucrats can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since James May told me about it, I have been trying to cure voting for Jeremy Corbyn with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out voting for Jeremy Corbyn is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is mostly caused by insane Brussels bureaucrats, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing insane Brussels bureaucrats to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".