Conservative head office has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchist leaders "the elders" involved in praising Osama Bin Laden on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchist leaders "the elders" it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchist leaders "the elders" and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.