The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders engaging in steamy sex romps was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.