The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours plotting to kidnap a senior royal was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..