Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been urinating on the Union Jack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert An unnamed source has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Urinating on the Union Jack: The True Face Of Evil", An unnamed source says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn admirers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.