Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been welcoming foreigners outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Welcoming foreigners: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.