The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.