Conservative head office has today said "the day of the yob is upon us".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen hooligans involved in binge drinking on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hooligans it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hooligans and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.