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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts allowing foreign illegals to live was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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