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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Boris Johnson who today said surely something can be done?.


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