The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..