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The Mail has learned that Al Qu’aeda bosses are responsible for ripping off hard working families.

Has the world gone mad? Al Qu’aeda bosses are ripping off hard working families with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to an unnamed source, who said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."


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