The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Conservative head office who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..