Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow homosexuals such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but homosexuals have this week been revealed as voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps homosexuals would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.