The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.