The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Beyonce who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.