The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Amanda Platell who today said Waterboarding is not torture.