The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..