The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Conservative head office who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.