The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps trolling social media users was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..