The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..