The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths hacking the Gibson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..