The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..