The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..