The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..