The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..