Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting to kidnap a senior royal. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Vince Cable revealed that communist-sympathisers have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for communist-sympathisers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Vince Cable went on to say.


Vince Cable concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".