The Mail has learned that young muslim men are responsible for eating babies.

Has the world gone mad? Young muslim men are eating babies with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"