The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the lady’s not for turning.