The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..