Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow hunt sabateours such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but hunt sabateours have this week been revealed as listening to loud music.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps hunt sabateours would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of John Major who this week said, "the lady’s not for turning".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that listening to loud music is acceptable behaviour.